Dont touch anything! You just got rid of your crabs!
you win again, gameday.
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
FYI brushing your teeth & taking off your makeup does not erase the shame from the night before
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