no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i just sat at a stop sign for 10 minutes waiting for it to turn green. i need to STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
So what's the verdict on pumpkin smoothies with vodka? I puked.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Plan: drunk dancing. Reality: drunk almost getting in fights with people that could beat me into the ground.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
Getting drunk and throwing things at people isnt the same with you not here. Remember when you dislocated my elbow and then popped it back in in one motion?
I should have been on a postcard. I was sitting in the middle of the forest with a plate full of pot brownies and missing you.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
I look excited, but its just a facade.
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