i had a dream that i had so much marijuana that i didn't know what to do with it. i woke up and cried.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
it glows. i had to have it.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
It was honestly the most delicious alcohol I've ever drank, plus the added risk of going blind from methanol poisoning really enhanced the experience.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
It'll be a romanticized airport meeting until I'm judged for sitting on his face in the terminal
WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Let's just say when I woke up I was still drunk. My hangover hit me around noon so I chilled w my dad and took a bath and shower at the same time. You just can't do that at college
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
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