So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
There is a high possibility I will pass out with my hand in a bag of Doritos
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Is it bad if I look at someone i dont know and just want to punch them in the face?
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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