why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
operation have a gay friend backfired
So i just found out i replied to my room mates craigslist ad. Akward
then out of nowhere we heard a voice yell "Fuck that pussy!"
I just asked the bartender if I could get insurance on my drink in case I spilled it.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
Randomize
