Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
I just googled if crying burns calories
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
I can't tell if my heart is fluttering because I love him... or if it's palpitating from all the coke.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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