she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just apologized to a random stranger while waiting in line for coffee. last night was that drunk
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Randomize
