Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
A surplus of mistakes were made and I don't know what 89% of them were.
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
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