woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
You know how hard it is to drive a dirtbike down a road with 2 plants of weed on your lap. Fucking hard
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
He had a tattoo of the Batman logo around his asshole. I noped right the hell out of there.
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