Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
you sent me the whole alphabet, one letter a text. it took 15 minutes to read them all
OMG! Someone dumped chocolate soft-serve in the bathroom! Dibs!
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
It's like a squid of pain has attached to my head and it spreading it's whorey tentacles all over.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm gonna forget you just shared your personal blowjob aesthetic with me and move on
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
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