sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
I'm making mistakes. Coming up with girl now
I hate me. That girl was hiiiiideous.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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