Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
We lost a condom inside me, I had to fish it out. The next day he gave me a Gone Fishin' bumper sticker. True love at its finest.
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
I would like to apologize once again for rubbing your thigh with my hands and face for a very long time last night.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
Just want to let you know thanks for setting the bar pretty low when it comes to girls.
The magnum condom fits. I feel like a manly version of cinderella
So I had Xanax for breakfast & I'm probably going to fuck my tennis instructor.
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