is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I'm doing lines by myself in the kitchen. I think your outside. yeah that's you. your naked.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
Just got smoked out by my boss. Working in politics is great.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Getting food poisoning after eating at work was the cherry on top of my "Welcome back to real life" sundae.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
this vacation is helping with my sexual bucket list so much. threesome, deaf guy, and outdoor sex all accomplished.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
There is no way entering a gas station bathroom memorializing an alien abduction in rural New Hampshire is a good idea.
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