To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
people are starting to question the shark bite story
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
Made fish tank punch. It's like trash can punch but in a fish tank. Also, my dad saw a picture I uploaded on Facebook and called me a pussy for only making 10 gallons.
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
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