What a fucking waste of an outfit
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
drunk me is my new role model. he's fearless. like not even afraid of tornadoes.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
I'm drunk still and I cried and now I'm watching Whitney Houston singing the national anthem and I'm crying more
That awkward moment when you realize that last night you walked from in n out to petco, bought a mouse for $3, named it mogar, taught it how to skateboard on a techdeck, made it a home out of a trash can, fed it fruity pebbles and cheese, and then forgot where you left it.
I have to stay away from bourbon. Despite what it keeps telling me, it is NOT my friend.
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