I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
I am paying my roommate as much of the electric bill in pennies as possible because I hate her.
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
a search helicopter?!
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
im just going to make a prayer circle of top ramen packets and cheap beer
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
Honestly I am too high to watch videos of you jerking off right now
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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