words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
After Sake bombs he tried to puke into an alluminum beer bottle and shot vomit streaks in a perfect V out the sides of his mouth and hit BOTH girls he had bought drinks for that night. He was like an Icon of Cock-blocking yourself.
i had to sit with a fan pointed directly to my vag for a good 10 minutes
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Alright, who started the "how long till dereck gets deported from Australia" pool? I want in on that.
New brilliant plan: invite two random okcupid girls to the same bar at the same time, have them compete
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He took a picture of me to show his boss why he was late...Is that a compliment or not?
I got caught throwing up in my daughters princess potty... On the bright side it played a rewarding tune afterwards.
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I’m going to have to rewatch all of them. Drugs, man.
Randomize
