Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
I'm sitting in the corner at the bar with a poolstick in case a brawl breaks out. Some crazy shit is going down and I'm trying to show my feathers like a horny peacock.
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Hes a nice guy and all but I'm only interested in his drunken alter ego.
We can do this. We've been drunk at a gay bar, we will not be taken down by a Tuesday.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
I still have a little drunk in my system
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
He looks like Aladdin, and that's about all he's got going for him.
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