Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
LETS GO REDSKINS!
Quit drinking and watching your DVR, it's wednesday.
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
Ive been home for 20 minutes and I'm already in bed with a vodka tonic
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Wait an hour then go and untie him. Bring toilet paper and some spare underwear. Want anything from Starbucks?
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