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I cant take that shot because i want my penis to stay hard.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
You woke up in the middle of the night and told me we won the sweepstakes, the penis sweepstakes.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
Life achievement unlocked: I just ate a Slim Jim "Lady and the Tramp" style with a guy in a bar.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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