in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
Found a single cinnamon toast crunch between my butt cheeks. We did work last night
Crying in the liquor store is not a good look
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
As I took my shirt off he commented on how great my boobs where. I responded with "thanks, I grew them myself"
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
He made me promise not to describe his penis in detail to you....oops.
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