So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
Honestly, it's his loss. He went for the free sample when he could've gotten the whole package, babes.
does that make me the free sample at the grocery store he didn't like enough to buy...? yeah, that advice didn't help, but thanks.
Because I'm sitting in a bath of my own wisdom and drowning my sorrows in coconut rum
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
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