quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
I wish there was a non-hangover washing machine that I could stick myself in right now
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Actually considered writing down one of the numbers on the bathroom stall. That's how much I miss vagina.
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
they sound like some classy girls.
Hey, I don't give them daddy issues, I just take advantage of it. The real bad guy here is American parenting.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
One lesson I've learned so far from college: You've always got time for one more shot. Always
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