it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
You just made me feel so damn special
I forgot how ruthlessly advertising works on me when I'm high.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
This is the time you want your cat to have telepathy with you. To know if the guy downstairs left.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
Just watched my entire extended family eat salad out of the bowl i threw up in last night.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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