VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
What can I say, he stumbled upon the key to my heart: orgasms and mac 'n cheese.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I guess it's too forward to greet him with a blow job?
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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