I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
just puked in a purse in the store. some girl asked if i was gonna buy it now and i laughed and asked her why id want a bag some dude just puked in. her face looked like she saw the devil.
at john mayer concert. alone. to many highschool kids. i feel like a drunk chaperone with a pomegranite martini mustache
what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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