Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
His text read: Sex? I replied: Not drunk enough. He bought 4 more rounds and tantalized me with the offer pizza later. This could be the beginning of a beautiful relationship.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Tonight will be judged a success if I walk out without having thrown up on my shirt.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
well we called the liquor store to tell them to stay open five more minutes so we could make it and they recognized our voices. I've never been more proud.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
Would it be inappropriate to do a science fair project on whether the type of drunk a person is is determined by nature or nurture
dude you're not even a fucking science major
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Woke up with a $50 attached to my penis with a rubber band..
Sweet. Tell little Richard to buy us a sack and a pizza.
I put on a tiger onsie to initiate sex... It worked
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
that may or may not have been my penis.
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