jackpot. dress really slutty so he knows you mean business
sorry i couldnt make it to your birthday last night. i admit i chose being a whore over you.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
HEAR YE, HEAR YE! BY ROYAL DECREE, I WILL BE KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR AT 2PM UNLESS YOU GET THE FUCK UP. IT'S 1:50. CIGARETTE TIME, BITCH. I LOVE YOU.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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