I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
They let me out of the holding cell just in time for me to get the morning-after-pill. Rock bottom feels even worse with all those hormones.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
If waking up at 6 50 pm every day and getting invited to go have sex as you wake up is what alcoholism is like I can get use to this.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
It's true. There would need to be A LOT of data collection. Aka, dick-catching. I volunteer as tribute.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
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