I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
HOW DID U BEAT A GAY GUY IN GAY CHICKEN?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
When you were bringing him upstairs I told him to bring you on down to pound town. you're welcome.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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