He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
Just had to have the guy at Sprint clear the dried cum out of the trackball on my Blackberry. Wonder if that happens to him often.
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
We were fucking on his hammock and right as he came we flipped over. I landed on him, he landed on a pile of pinecones. We're done with nature sex.
I'm not really sure what went on in my mouth last night but right now it tastes like what I can only imagine is a mixture of astroglide and peanut butter. You hungry?
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
We mailed him an 18 inch double headed dildo for his birthday. The Fedex guys certainly got a laugh out of it.
hey now, it was 6 bucks for 5 shots. you would have lost your panties too.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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