Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
just saw the guy i hooked up with last nights' face on a billboard. win.
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
Listen this is important.. if I die tonight you have to be the drug dealer at my funeral
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