I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
My dad is so drunk he attempted to ride my two year old cousin's tricycle. For a solid five minutes.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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