it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
I have blocked the memory from my mind. He is just a fuzzy cloud floating with my other bad decisions..
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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