party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
He then proceeded to tell me about his enlarged lymph nodes, his"severe" case of blue balls.
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
Also, I think I'm too drunk to be at the gym right now. But how sober do you need to be for IM volleyball?
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
I fucked R2D2 last night. I consider Star Wars day a success.
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
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