erin looks like she hung out with the sham wow guy last night. she's got the beat up hooker look goin' on
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Does your gf have any friends she can hook me up with?
Better looking than her though please.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
every Thursday i draw one of my friends names out of a hat to choose who i will drunkenly text all weekend
I even tried crushing up viagra and putting it in his beer... And the next day he found the package on the counter. I told him it was for my friends husband.
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I should be a dude... Walking a goat on a rope is a total chick magnet.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
Randomize