when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Did you ask me to bring you a t-shirt to class or did I just dream that?
No, I did. It's a long story.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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