i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
we're stoned watching those roller coaster simulators w our hands up screaming on our couch
I refuse to have sex with you and your eBay condoms.
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
Come on down you're the next contestant on "lets go drinking!"
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm sure nobody at Walmart was wondering why I was wearing a glittery tutu and needed $300 changed into small bills
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I had to dust off the condom box before she came over..
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
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