i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
He came into the hospital yelling "HEY EVERYBODY! REMEMBER ME?"
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
you crashed our wine night double date and sat on the floor eating cheese talking about how big his dick is.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Opened the browser on my phone to a web search for midget birth rates per capita. A good night.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
We could never date. He doesn't drink and he won't bring me tacos after sex. He's on that healthy life bullshit.
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