and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
Its like im going on a blind date, but ive already had sex with her
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
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