3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
gave you a haircut while you slept. Please don't kill me.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
So I've been spending my morning trying to figure out if there's a corealation between Wednesday margarita night and the boat that's now in my living room.
I just wanna get drunk and watch Tarzan with you is that to much to ask?!?
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
I can't believe I slept with a girl who has the words shucks in her vocabulary. I'm getting less picky by the day..
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