Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
i would only ever fuck harry potter if he was on a broomstick.
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
It's okay, I climbed on the roof of the bar to get my shoe back. This may become a Saturday tradition. I'll keep you updated
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Straight up asked lady in a lime green jumpsuit how to make your ass clap. That thing wiggled more beautifully than ocean waves at sunset
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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