I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
im covered in puffy paint and glitter i cant find kevin and im wearing shoes that dont belong to me....come get me please
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Also since my birthday I've on average fucked a new guy every 12.5 days. I'm doing an excel spreadsheet
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
I have to sanitize my nipples and its just to cold in here for it to be ok
I'd cum for enchiladas.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
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