she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
he told me he was watching a movie and he'd be over later and i asked how long. he said 8 inches give or take. you cease to amaze me with the guys you set me up with.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
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