I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
