Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Somewhere out there, someone is getting laid. And then theres me, watching Star Trek porn while my roommate plays World of Warcraft next door
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
I've see this movie. You sext me after the bar and fall asleep mid sentence. Roll credits.
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
eta to your mouth 5 minutes
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
Booty called 3 guys from my hospital bed
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
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