didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Just had to return the shit I stole from the dining hall, with everyone watching...apparently there ARE consequences for being drunk, coked up and belligerent.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
After we had sex he made me watch a Top Gun highlight video...
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
I can get weed and taco bell delivered but frozen peas and a loaf of bread are just too scarce, what the hell is wrong with people?
Randomize
