Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
Fuck you.
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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