I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
I just had sex on a roof
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
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