And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I had a wet dream about my mom last night. words can't even begin to discribe how scarred I am. what. the. fuck.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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