It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
Banjos are just sex machines. Like lights to moths, banjos are to hipster bitches.
and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
there are 10 yearolds here who keep calling me on the elbow rule!
Wait are they playing beer pong to?
Dorm room. In. Elevator. Fell in. Boom. Puke
I asked him why the bed was wet and got.."well there are two options... and its not you."
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
If you wanna fuck the pudding, fuck the pudding. Just not the chocolate, Im gonna eat that.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
someone found a bottle of whiskey in the bushes this morning when they were cleaning before an admissions event. i'm 95% sure it's mine..
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