You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
apparently i ate an entire bag of goldfish, kissed some guy with a girlfriend who now wants to kill me, made my sister sleep in my bed with me while i wore no pants, and told my whole family i am pregnant with jonny's devil baby...never drinking again
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Quesedillas should not make me weep and drinking water should not make me feel like god is giving me mouth to mouth. Never again.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Whatever, I used my iphone to send an Escalade to pick up a booty call last week. For free. It is futuristic as fuck out here.
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
He's a douche. But I like the way he chokes me.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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