there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
I am dripping wet and slathered in glitter and banana mush. I love gay guys.
And I don't know what it is about weed making me want every episode of the real housewives of everywhere
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You were my sober police. You had one job and you failed miserably.
I'm a corrupt cop.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Exactly man. Who needs doctors when you have vodka and hot knives.
Fucking adderall I just talked at the security guard for 90 minutes
You were wearing a sequin mini, with Tevas. And you still got laid.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
