Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
Be still, my beating vagina.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
420 is off to a bad start. Mark wake/baked WAY too much, and he has spent over $50 on the claw machine in the grocery store.
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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