Riding a fattie is like riding a scooter, its ok just not in public.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I traded my shirt for vodka. I wonder if my parents can pinpoint where they went wrong raising me.
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Get your ass over here, we're drinking Patron and watching My Little Pony. Patron and Ponies, do you copy?!
I'm drinking your booze since you ate my pop-tarts. I'm telling you this because I still don't think it's a fair trade.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
I'm sorry I walked in on you guys, but all I heard from outside was her screaming "Dive, dive!". Sex was my last guess for what was going on in there.
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