You hurt me so bad and it feels so good
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
my mom just informed me that i masturbate loudly
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
hes out at the street wearing a tophat and a monocole and carrying a cane and greeting every car that drives by
he just went across the street and into someones house and we could hear him inviting them over from the front porch
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
Hypothetically how does one go about throwing away a dildo?
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
I supernannyed him into submission
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
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