I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
want the rest of his teeth to fall out while he slowly dies alone. Pretty sure I'm to the anger phase.
You tried to convince me you were sober by doing jumping jacks. For an hour.
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
He wanted me naked, so I got naked. You can't hold that against me.
Like her Facebook page isn't even hers. It belongs to her tits. It's Titsbook
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
i swear i just dislocated a hip staying still
I woke up in an ill fitting childs tutu this morning and the shower curtain is knocked down. Wtf happened?
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