I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
This just spotted: a bagpiping Elmo on the street.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
That moment when I wear the same thing I did to a motel nooner to my family's Christmas party... Ho Hoety Ho bitches
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
Don't drink and try to take a shower. I thought I was drowning
short story short, i just screamed anal seepage in the middle of a diner.
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