On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Why did my mother make you get naked?
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