You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I am sitting on the couch "eating" a frozen big bucket margarita with a spoon.
Btw. Made out with a random kid at a frat. It's all good though. He invited us to his frat party tomorrow so yay! For having plans!
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
"hahahaha" is not a sufficient reply when I tell you my mother laughed at a joke about me giving blowjobs.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Randomize
