ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
I need you to send me a picture of your dick. I want to forward it to that girl and you and i both know you're more impressively sized
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
He explained how that handle got into our fridge. I think i'm going to stick with my original assumption that the vodka gods want me to drink more vodka.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Client visitor days are the worst. If I have to wear a tie and can be hungover at least have the decency to find some more attractive visitors
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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